Nine Questions

Talk about being stumped by your kids’ questions. The following are actual questions my 7-year-old asked me this past week.

1. “What is trans fat made of?”
2. “Which came first, the Pilgrims or Mozart?”
3. “Where is God buried?”
4. “Are there going to be any white people there?” (Asked on the way to synagogue. My son, who is of Latino descent, has dark skin.)
5. “Can I be Darth Tater Tots for Halloween?”
6. “What would happen if we mixed a Mustang with a Corvette?”
7. “Does a fly have blood?” Follow-up question: “Are flies nice?”
8. “Will I take the school bus when I go to college?”
9. “Who is the tooth fairy…really?”

--Modern Mom